Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Only one thing can get done around her
I've been missing out
Swallow, count and repeat
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Solid presentation prep, boss
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I love your ideas, honey