Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Swallow, count and repeat
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss
I love your ideas, honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I've been missing out